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(( Presently suffering from an acute case of smut withdrawal. I haven’t written porn in months, it’s fucking depressing. And writing smutfic is mental masturbation which is just not as good.

Also I am severely sleep deprived at present ahaha. )) 

((And this is when I realised I haven’t written smut that wasn’t copying up of something since Chapter 8 of CotD. Which was back at the start of Febuary/end of January.

Dear God.

Now I understand why I’ve been reading a lot of high rated stuff recently.

Also Viz, go to sleep XD))

(( Can’t xD I’m finishing a painting. ))

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(( Presently suffering from an acute case of smut withdrawal. I haven’t written porn in months, it’s fucking depressing. And writing smutfic is mental masturbation which is just not as good.

Also I am severely sleep deprived at present ahaha. )) 

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ichidou:

runawayballista:

ichidou:

fantabulous12123:

sophisticationforgot:

meganrme:

runawayballista:

i have good fic ideas

You have good fic ideas.

I especially favor the last one.

I really like the second to last one because in the end they focus more of each other than Carolina.

that’s how every threesome i write with wash/york/a girl ends up
so
yeah.
madi make this happen.

#and i don’t mean one threesome #i mean like #wow am i seriously trying to count how many threesomes i’ve written #is that really a thing that’s happening #what is my life #look let’s just say it’s a lot and go from there #(seriously i’m not sure how many) #i write a lot of porn okay #DON’T JUDGE ME #good lord i hope no one reads these tags
larissa only wants me to write terrible threesomes so she can feel better about hers

goddammit

ssshshshshshh
i forgive you
(you are almost singlehandedly responsible for getting me to write porn again you should FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF)
(seriously it’s been a while)

popping in to say wow i am very much on board

I approve these messages :|

basiacat:

runawayballista:

ichidou:

runawayballista:

ichidou:

fantabulous12123:

sophisticationforgot:

meganrme:

runawayballista:

i have good fic ideas

You have good fic ideas.

I especially favor the last one.

I really like the second to last one because in the end they focus more of each other than Carolina.

that’s how every threesome i write with wash/york/a girl ends up

so

yeah.

madi make this happen.

#and i don’t mean one threesome #i mean like #wow am i seriously trying to count how many threesomes i’ve written #is that really a thing that’s happening #what is my life #look let’s just say it’s a lot and go from there #(seriously i’m not sure how many) #i write a lot of porn okay #DON’T JUDGE ME #good lord i hope no one reads these tags

larissa only wants me to write terrible threesomes so she can feel better about hers

goddammit

ssshshshshshh

i forgive you

(you are almost singlehandedly responsible for getting me to write porn again you should FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF)

(seriously it’s been a while)

popping in to say wow i am very much on board

I approve these messages :|

mrsmycroft:

gqgqqt:

katzewerfer:

stpitbull:

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I WANT A GIANT DOG

bunch of adorable BEARS THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BEARS NOT DOGS

THOR

WE FOUND YOU ONE BIG ENOUGH TO RIDE

^REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT

^ SECONDED

(Source: pilgrimkitty, via 2shayster2)

(( Juuust gonna leave this here and go back to a state of mind-blown-ness k? ))

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iwillmakeyouintofabulousshoes:

blainesnuderection:

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xxteambreezyxx:

gabbiilove:

Why homosexuality should be banned.

THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING

Watch this. It’s not what you think, lol.

FUCKING asdgldsajgjasdgds WIN

 Will never not reblog. <3

YOU WIN THE INTERNET.

omg 

you sir, just made my whole fucking day

never not reblog

whoa

brb, gonna go hang out with tall people

Same here ^^^

Sir, not only do you win the internet. you have now won life. congratulations. 

this is …

THISS MAN<333333333333333333333333

INSTANT REBLOG.

THIS GUY WINS, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW. 

THAT.WAS.AMAZING. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE AWARDS!

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Always reblog.

FOREVER REBLOG

Sheldon would totally not understand this video~

YES.

This is great.

You, sir, are phenomenal.

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