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Greetings. I am Artificial Intelligence 818 Visceral Luster. I like reading, roleplaying and art. Most favored fandoms include Assassin's Creed, Halo and Red vs Blue... Really, anything to do with Freelancers. Even though they frequently leave giant gaping holes of sad in my soul. You will find things related to the above, occasionally some MLP and often things that may or may not be safe for work. I draw. It might be porn. Also, at some point, this became a pseudo-RP blog while I wasn't looking, so weirdness will most definitely ensue.
ask-agent-california-huntingdon:
(( Presently suffering from an acute case of smut withdrawal. I haven’t written porn in months, it’s fucking depressing. And writing smutfic is mental masturbation which is just not as good.
Also I am severely sleep deprived at present ahaha. ))((And this is when I realised I haven’t written smut that wasn’t copying up of something since Chapter 8 of CotD. Which was back at the start of Febuary/end of January.
Dear God.
Now I understand why I’ve been reading a lot of high rated stuff recently.
Also Viz, go to sleep XD))
(( Can’t xD I’m finishing a painting. ))
i have good fic ideas
You have good fic ideas.
I especially favor the last one.
I really like the second to last one because in the end they focus more of each other than Carolina.
that’s how every threesome i write with wash/york/a girl ends up
so
yeah.
madi make this happen.
#and i don’t mean one threesome #i mean like #wow am i seriously trying to count how many threesomes i’ve written #is that really a thing that’s happening #what is my life #look let’s just say it’s a lot and go from there #(seriously i’m not sure how many) #i write a lot of porn okay #DON’T JUDGE ME #good lord i hope no one reads these tags
larissa only wants me to write terrible threesomes so she can feel better about hers
goddammit
ssshshshshshh
i forgive you
(you are almost singlehandedly responsible for getting me to write porn again you should FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF)
(seriously it’s been a while)
popping in to say wow i am very much on board
I approve these messages :|
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I WANT A GIANT DOG
bunch of adorable BEARS THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BEARS NOT DOGS
THOR
WE FOUND YOU ONE BIG ENOUGH TO RIDE
^REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT
^ SECONDED
(Source: pilgrimkitty, via 2shayster2)
a-high-functioning-hufflepuff:
iwillmakeyouintofabulousshoes:
Why homosexuality should be banned.
THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING
Watch this. It’s not what you think, lol.
FUCKING asdgldsajgjasdgds WIN
Will never not reblog. <3
YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
omg
you sir, just made my whole fucking day
never not reblog
whoa
brb, gonna go hang out with tall people
Same here ^^^
Sir, not only do you win the internet. you have now won life. congratulations.
this is …
THISS MAN<333333333333333333333333
INSTANT REBLOG.
THIS GUY WINS, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW.
THAT.WAS.AMAZING. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE AWARDS!
Always reblog.
FOREVER REBLOG
Sheldon would totally not understand this video~
YES.
This is great.
You, sir, are phenomenal.
(Source: andrewkletzien, via molto-bene-on-my-pene)